1. When he asks for sex after I’ve just cooked dinner, set the table, washed the dishes, did the laundry, & put the kids to bed…

    He wants me to be like:

    But I’m really just like:
     

     

  2. When the kids stay w/their grandparents for the weekend, I’m just like…

     

  3. When I’m trying to diet…

     

  4. Trying to make it through the morning without coffee

     

  5. When someone tries to talk during The Bachelor…

     

  6. Getting the kids ready for school…

     

  7. When the government tries to interfere with my reproductive rights…

     

  8. When I decide to let my toddler feed herself…

     

  9. When my partner gets me the wrong gift…

    I want to be like:

    But instead I’m like:
     

     

  10. When the party invite says “NO KIDS”…